with your own penis?
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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