That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
did i walk over a car last night?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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