its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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