I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Randomize
