I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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