Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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