my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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