he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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