Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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