physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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