we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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