dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
did i just pee glitter
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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