You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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