Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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