wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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