all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
