it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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