Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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