And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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