we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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