Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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