So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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