If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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