it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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