Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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