fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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