is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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