am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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