why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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