I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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