Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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