I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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