One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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