So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize