Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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