Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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