i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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