i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
