She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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