lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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