But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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