Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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