Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize