Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Congratulations! We have a period
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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