Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
