I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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