He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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