Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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