I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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