So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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