you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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