This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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