I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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